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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism

PORTLAND, OR—Preaching the virtues of breaking free from an oppressive system of mass brainwashing, local man Dan Pearson, the chosen one who will lead...

Dark Matter – PostSecret

For twenty years, PostSecret has broadcast suburban America’s hidden truths—and revealed the limits of limitless disclosure. — Meg Bernhard In the early aughts, Frank Warren ran...

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Precious Calico Kitty Is Abandoned on the Freeway, Hooman Passerby Runs Across, Rescues Her, and Brings Her to Safety (VIDEO)

Who in the world would abandon a precious catto on the side of a busy freeway? Haven't we come to the understanding that shelters...

Employee quits after getting written up for being 2 minutes late after covering 3 people’s jobs for 6 months: ‘I got a formal write-up’...

The sliding scale of taking on more work only goes in one direction. Once you've proven that doing that extra work is "possible," there's...

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Jerry Seinfeld Is Selling the Classic Movie Car He Found at a ‘Used Car Lot’

Finally, we can all stop worrying about the state of Jerry Seinfeld’s finances. This week the comedian and breakfast pastry-obsessed filmmaker is auctioning off one of...

Raccoon With Meth Pipe Found In Driver’s Seat Of Car

After stopping a vehicle whose owner had an active warrant and a suspended driver’s license, police in Ohio were surprised to discover a pet...

Error'd: Cuts Like a Knife

Mike V. shares a personal experience with the broadest version of Poe's Law: "Slashdot articles generally have a humorous quote at the bottom of their...

Facebook marketplace is lightly terrifying. – The Bloggess

We’re moving to a smaller place and so I’ve been selling some things on Facebook marketplace, and I started with just normal descriptions but...

Sunday Secrets – PostSecret

This morning 5/3/2025 five suitcases full of suicide prevention materials were stolen in a smash and grab at Sleep Inn SeaTac. If you see...

Woman befriends beautiful cat while staying at an Airbnb before moving into her new home, decides to keep the sweet kitty as her new...

We all know there are some fearless cats out there who do not shy away from showing hoomans what their intentions are. Those intentions...

‘Let’s play the quiet game with just you two’: Manager snaps at coworkers quietly chatting while working, so they give her the silent treatment,...

There's something special about the bond you build with a good work friend, especially in a stressful, fast-paced environment like a pharmacy. Between the...

People Shouting ‘Pivot!’ at David Schwimmer Might Be Best ‘Friends’ Joke Ever

Of all the Friends cast members, I get the impression that David Schwimmer would be the easiest to rile. As the sitcom took off in the ‘90s,...

Study Finds Ozempic May Reduce Signs Of Fatty Liver Disease

A study in The New England Journal Of Medicine found that semaglutides, such as Ozempic and Wegovy, may help treat fatty liver disease, pointing...

Pulling at the Start of a Thread

For testing networking systems, load simulators are useful: send a bunch of...

Bad songs for surgery – The Bloggess

Yesterday I was at the hospital getting an endoscopy and biopsies for yet another terrible autoimmune thing that I don’t even remember the name...