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Happy October, Motherfucker. – The Bloggess

Hailey and their sweetheart came home with a little spooky season surprise for me. A small metal friend at the door. “Knock knock, motherfucker.” She...

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After the Secret – PostSecret

Hi Frank,  In 2012 when I was 16 years old, I was date-raped by my then boyfriend...

Enervator – Penny Arcade

26 Hilarious Photos of Clawminal Cattos Caught Red Handed in Places they Shouldn’t Be

The clawminal catto is a species of cat that simply cannot be tamed. No matter how much they might make you think that they...

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'We ended up costing the HOA over $4,000': Neighborhood Karen tells residents to remove cameras, starting HOA legal feud, resulting half the board resigning

Leave it up to the Karens of the world to stir up a fuss over the holidays. Here, we have the new residents of...

5 Real-Life Spies and How They Blew It

Being a spy is a unique job in that half the people you work with are going to be really, really upset if they...

Timeline Of Trendy Christmas Toys

Millions of parents across the U.S. are scrambling to complete their holiday shopping. In honor of the season, The Onion looks at the history...

Error'd: Hypersensitive

Rational Tim R. observed "When setting up my security camera using the ieGeek app there seem to be two conflicting definitions of sensitivity. I hope the...

15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the 15th James Garfield Miracle. – The Bloggess

Hello and welcome to the FIFTEENTH ANNUAL James Garfield Miracle! (HOW??) “What is the James Garfield Miracle?” you may be asking. You must be new here. HELLO AND WELCOME. 15...

A Lifetime of Secrets – PostSecret

To: “frank” —-Email Message—–Dear Frank-I was at your book reading at Booksmith on Haight street for ‘A...

Paul Bearer – Penny Arcade

Petty apartment tenant gets back at landlady who keeps surprising them with visits: ‘I’m making my landlady wait 29 minutes’ – FAIL Blog

Ugh, landlords… They often uphold a maddening double standard with their tenants. If you, the tenant, have a leaking roof or a broken heater,...

Queer Joy Crushes in Fortune Feimster’s ‘Crushing It’

Sometimes, a comic will cultivate a stage persona that’s angry and dark (Marc Maron) so you’ll be impressed by their depth. Others are so...

A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron

We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings....

CodeSOD: Ready Xor Not

Phil's company hired a contractor. It was the typical overseas arrangement: bundle up a pile of work, send it off to another timezone, receive...